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Surcharge Sodomy

The amount (usually exorbitant and unfair) that a bank will charge you as penalty for withdrawing money from a competitor bank's ATM.
Me: Hello is this Chase?

Villainous Usurious Bank Monkey (VUBM): Yes it is

Me: What is this $15.00 fee on my statement for date 12/15?

VUBM: You withdrew money from a Bank of America ATM.

Me: That is true, but this penalty seems both exorbitant and unfair.

VUBM: I am sorry sir but that is our standard Surcharge Sodomy fee.

Me: I see....(expletive)
by LEVIATHAN1000 December 19, 2010
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SOCOM

Special Operations COMmand.

Made up of the following units:

1) Army Special Operations Command
2) Naval Special Warfare Command
3)Air Force Special Operations Command

Each unit has their own force such as, and not limited to, Army Civil Affairs part of the ASOC, Navy SEALs part of the NSWC, and the AF Combat Weather part of the AFSOC. The Marines have their MEU and some alleged 81-man detachment unit, which may be defunct now and shit.
Those guys are too sensationalized by the media and armchair soldiers and shit, but they get the job done when needed.
by The Marksman August 19, 2005
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snomg

Exclamation of panic by New Englanders when even an inch of snow is forecasted.

Combination of "snow" and "omg".
Weather Channel: "We may see some flurries later this evening"

NE'ers: "SNOMG DO WE HAVE BREAD AND MILK??!!"
by RIAintNoPlace February 11, 2010
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sodomize

The general definition is to stick something up someone's ass

The 'true' definition is; any form of non-reproductive sex (i.e. oral, anal, strap-on, etc...)
Bitch! if you ever touch my shit again I'll sodomize you with your own foot, and if you dont believe I can do that, go ahead, just fuckin try it
by LarryVR April 19, 2006
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Sodomy Sunday

A special day of the year, occuring the Sunday after Easter Sunday. Started in 1856 by Jedadiah Hansen and Ulyses T. Mitchell when the two men consumated their friendship by participating in the act of Sodomy vigorousley. This tradition has been carried on until the present day as an act of non homosexual friendship to symbolize "always having your bro's back"
Happy Easter! I can't wait until next week, Sodomy Sunday when i can show you how good a friend you are!
by Smart MANMAN May 24, 2011
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Solomon Grundy

A man who wants some pants.
"Solomon Grundy want pants, too"
by Pr0ph3t November 19, 2003
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Sodomized

The legal definition of BUM RAPE. It usually happens when u drop the soap in the shower. It also usually happens when u are someone’s bitch in jail.
Daddy: “Bend over bitch, u gon get sodomized.”
You: “NOOO DADDY NOOO”
by yagurljayz March 11, 2018
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