Solomon Fairbanks

This is someone that is always in extreme danger of getting molested by big, hairy, oily men in their basements. Fortunately his musculature and gay sexuality make him enjoy this experience.

Dude I saw that guy walk into the house if Herbert. He’s a total Solomon Fairbanks.

by Milo Calorie January 17, 2024

Michael Solomon

Someone who is a scourge on USMC basic- parris island; someone universally hated by everyone; someone who's luck never seems to go right; or someone who always self sabotages every good thing in life. Also, someone seldom acknowledged for any type of personal accomplishments.

"Wow, do you remember Michael Solomon? I heard he left because he flirted with other guys!" "What? No, that doesn't sound like something he would do."

by DystopianSymphony July 06, 2023

Karlee Solomon

A dark haired female best known for finding a way to make everyone in her social web happy.

Wow, she did a real Karlee Solomon to her friends yesterday

by Crispy Dividend November 22, 2021

Thomas Solomon

My ex boyfriend who goes to Bonita high

I love Thomas solomon

by Thomas Solomon December 09, 2021

Tom Solomons

Fucking ranga

It’s a ranga roundup get Tom Solomons

by Jfromtonga April 29, 2019

LaRue Najay Solomon

Your mom.

Your moms full name is LaRue Najay Solomon?!

by RatTheDumbHoe March 06, 2022

Solomon squeal

When perfoming ferocious sexual intercourse without a durex and he pulls and the penis slipps in the wrong hole.

Me and my partner was banging and he ended up in my bum and gave me a solomon squeal.

by November 21, 2021