Salmon Satchel

An unwashed, large vagina.

The salmon satchel will remind you of happy memories at the seaside as a child, until you open your eyes and notice the gaping snizz in front of your face!...to be avoided at all costs!

Dude, I was at this club last night, took my homegirl round the back to get jiggy, whipped off her dress and she had a salmon satchel. I don't speak to her any more.

by satchelhater May 5, 2009

hate somone's guts

to hate sombody with a passion

He got into a fight with the street gang because he hated thier guts.

by Light Joker October 21, 2004

Salmoning

The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.

Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.

by Stephen "Salmon" Jones January 15, 2014

Salmon Chamber

A vagina that has salmon type stench

Sally sucked my wiener so i figured i would return the favor, but i stopped when i realized she had a salmon chamber

by Roboticus August 25, 2008

SoulMonopoly

he make lego game about city on eart he hot af but he stupid

hello i am SoulMonopoly
fuck you
ok

by nonmechanicalreproductionsim March 17, 2021

Solomonstarr

Born and Raised in New York City, Solomon Starr is a gifted Gospel Hip-Hop Minister. Solomon began rapping at age nine during the height of a Crack Epidemic. The intensity of crime in his neighborhood presented Solomon with threatening obstacles that challenged his development into mature adulthood. Witnessing robberies and murders in the hallways of his apartment building forced him to transform his confusion and anxiety into lyrics. Although writing helped ease the agony of adolescence, much of the comfort he received came from the spiritual direction he gained through active involvement in church. Solomon diligently sought to have a relationship with God at a young age and came to accept Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior following a powerful conversion experience at the age of fifteen. This experience increased his desire to share the message of Christ with his peers. However, as leader of his church’s Youth Group, Solomon realized the difficulty of sharing the Gospel with teens who faced the hardships of an urban environment. Confronted with this bitter reality, Solomon abandoned the Church after graduating High School in order to seek understanding in other places. His journey snatched him from the chaotic streets of Washington Heights and introduced him to the peaceful neighborhoods of Pella, Iowa. Although his surroundings were quite calm, the inner turmoil of a broken relationship with God raged within him. This, coupled with the experience of intense racism at Central College, forced Solomon to turn towards a lifestyle full of drugs and alcohol. Although he pursued a B.A. Religion, a life of Holiness was far from his mind. Heavy drinking, drug abuse and minor drug trafficking would be the pattern for most of his college life. Although he sought to numb the pain through such destructive behavior, Solomon could not erase his need for reconciliation with God. Thankfully, reconciliation came for Solomon in March 2003 during a night so distressful he thrust himself to his knees and cried out to God in repentance. This event began the rapid transformation that landed Solomon in Crossroads Tabernacle where he now participates as a member of the StoryTellas, a gospel music ministry that evangelizes in prisons, churches and streets throughout the tri-state area. In addition, Solomon Starr is currently pursuing a Masters in Divinity at New Brunswick Theological Seminary and is serving as Director of Youth at Fort Washington Collegiate Church. Although he once basked in the prestige of sharing stages with secular Hip-Hop acts such as The Roots, Das Efx, and Wu-Tang Clan, Solomon Starr finds no greater satisfaction than following Christ as he helps transform people through the powerful gifts given to him by God.

After seeing that Solomonstarr concert I realized I can't make it on my own...I need Christ.

by Franny Glass January 11, 2009

Smoking the Salmon

When a woman farts and the expelled gas can’t make its way out it's usual trajectory, so it shoots forward, through the labia, and sometimes INTO the vagina.

Jenny, these jeans are so tight that when I’m sitting down I keep smoking the salmon. Bubbly tickles up my front butt.

by Joesmelle January 27, 2019