Solar Bear

A polar bear made out of the sun.

"That's a really bright polar bear!"
"Nah dude, that's a solar bear."
"Shit."

by The beast master 2 April 7, 2010

solar flares

when the sun is particularly violent and it causes my power to go out

the solar flare caused a magnetic storm that knocked out our power and mom was mad because she missed oprah.

by lalala November 3, 2003

solar flares

Pants your parents wore in the 70's (after they got doped up and made love not war)

"Teresa, your pants are so hot, those are some solar flares!"

by akm13 November 3, 2003

Solar Hit

The process of using a magnifying glass and the light of the sun to ignite marijuana. Usually only done by geeks and dumb kids too young to buy lighters, it is a cheap, albeit slow, method to get high.

Stoner #1: Dammit, me lighter be broken. Let's go do us some solar hits.

Stoner #2: But we don't have a magnifying glass.

Stoner #1: Son of a. . . .

by Shadow of the Void October 2, 2006

solar flares

A dimwit; a jerk and definitely not the most brilliant crayon in the box.

"Some solar flare got a zero on the math exam."

by The Anna-lator November 1, 2003

solar collector

large tits on a girl pool side in california.

Hi honey those are nice solar collectors.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006

solar flares

The leftovers of fuzz after a blond guy shaves his 'i-think-it's-a-beard-but-not-really, before he can really get the hang of it. Frequently accompanied by a red rash (adding to the flare) as well as itching, irritated skin.

"Dude, did you just shave for the first time?"
"Uh..no...I've been shaving for a long time...since I was like, 10..."
"No way dude, you must really suck at it then cuz u got such a solar flare..."

by Lara November 1, 2003