SNOWADAYS

Those snow days

I miss snowadays

by Pilu January 26, 2023

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snow day

When you take it in the ass and receive a full load of jizz, plug it up with a 2" plug, and walk around all day with the white wonder up your sphincter.

Zohran pumped me so full of snow, I had to take a snow day because i couldnt walk to school.

by dayoffenjoyer January 23, 2026

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Saturday Showday

A random tradition where each and every Saturday where you watch a show.

“Hey! I wanna start doing Saturday Showdays!”
“Okay! We should start by watching Ginny and Georgia first.”

by metalmagneticmaniac March 6, 2023

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A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.

Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."

by Spookimaru January 16, 2024

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