scouse house

really corny bouncy house music, most of the songs are happy hardcore rehashes, really easy to make and mix

by george wood November 9, 2003

Snoose

A snoose is a pinch of dip or smokeless tobacco

I realized that I was addicted to dip when I threw in a snoose before I even got out of bed.

by Michael Shaw November 16, 2006

scouser

People from Liverpool who aren't that different from anyone else, except we don't slag off other cities as much as everyone else slags us off.

The myth of scousers as criminals is usually reinforced by right wing toffs and the gutter press, who've never visited Liverpool - probably because we don't tolerate third-hand bigoted remarks from people who can afford a 'good education'.

Merseyside, with Liverpool at its centre, is one of the safest metropolitan areas in the UK according to Home Office statistics. A decline in the number of crimes reported per 100,000 of the population, has made Merseyside the third safest metropolitan area behind Northumbria and South Yorkshire - burglary rates are at their lowest levels for more than twenty years. Which probably explains why Ive heard so many students saying they feel safer in Liverpool than they do back home.

Don't believe the crap written about us.

You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are! - John Lennon

by Neil January 28, 2005

smouse

The pussymaster. Has total control over the pussy.

You see smouse over there? He destroys pussy.

by smouze November 7, 2011

Spousemouse

A pretty girl who is always there to assist you when you need her, even when things goes south. She can be a bit protective and can easily be pissed off, but a bit of attention usually makes the second go away. You can't be a spousemouse to more than one person at a time, and the person is usually, but doesn't have to be, a romantic partner. In the end a true spousemouse will be ready to take a bullet from you without hesitation.

Example 1 *Friends who haven't talked for years*
Dude 1: "Are you still with Victoria?"
Boyfriend: *Smiling* " Yeah I love Victoria. She's always there for me, even when I screw up. She's the sweetest and the best"
Girlfriend (Victoria): *spousemouse*

Example 2 *At a party*
Dude 1: "Is that girl single?"

Dude 2: "No not at all, she's Jimmys spousemouse"

Example 3 *In League of Legends*
Person 1: "I can't kill their ADC!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know... His support is such a spoucemouse"

by SexyBeast123123 January 30, 2021

partial spouse

part of a cohabiting couple who don't plan to get married but plan to stick around awhile.

Jane and I aren't getting married but we agreed that being partial spouses is a good idea.

by missabyss October 24, 2011

spousesided

To be accosted by the significant other of someone, because you told that someone some information that the spouse finds objectionable.

I told her I couldn't fix her car this weekend, and next thing I know, I get spousesided by her boyfriend, tellin' me, "Whaddayou mean, you can't fix it? What's wrong with you?"

by Geoff Lilley April 17, 2006