Snooze Gas

The gaseous substance released from a cat upon your lap. This will usually cause one to fall asleep, hence the name.
(Past tense verb: “snooze gassed.”)
(Alternatively, a cat can be a “snooze gasser.”)

1. He fell asleep when Sprinkles hopped up in his lap and gave him the snooze gas.
2. She’s been sleeping there all day ever since Mittens snooze gassed her.
3. Petunia is a huge snooze gasser. She’ll sit in my lap at 5pm and I’ll fall asleep til 7am.

by RealToesHours June 22, 2019

Tiger snooze

Like a cat nap but bigger

I just laid down for a 15minute cat nap but it ended up being an hour long tiger snooze

by Nathanyafag May 7, 2017

Snooze button

A way of telling someone to just shut it down. Or stfu. Leave me alone

Hey why you keep drinking all the remy?

Man, Snooze Button

by Michael Sturgis April 14, 2020

snooze operator

The partner in a relationship who is awarded the task of operating the alarm clock and thus becoming the snooze operator. This can either be beneficial or detrimental to either or both parties especially if the operator has a penchant for multiple morning snoozes.

"Jeez honey, I am going to be late for work, you are a terrible "snooze operator"!"

by leilawurm April 25, 2014

snooze fest

something so boring it makes u want to cry. JS

what a snooze fest

by puglover2oo5 April 18, 2021

Snooze Splooge

Wet dream; ejaculated while sleeping

My bunk mate had a massive snooze splooge last night and destroyed both mattresses

by Cooooogle Kaitlan June 19, 2019

smoke and snooze

The opposite of wake and bake.

Smoking weed and then going to bed.

I couldn't sleep, so I decided to do a smoke and snooze, I passed right out.

by JMW92 August 20, 2013