snake

A liar. Someone who is a flake, and backs out of every opportunity to hang out or play video games.

"yo, wheres Tito?"
"He's not coming, said he's going to watch wrestling"
"wow, hes on facebook"
"what a fuckin' snake"

by NoSnakesAllowed January 3, 2014

snake

Penis

He's got a really long snake.

by clitoris October 19, 2003

snaking

The act of slacking and doing nothing all day, just like a lazy snake coiled up in its hole. Especially if you hide from view to avoid chores, work, etc. Also, any kind of total, undisturbed resting.

Sergeant: where is that lazy SOB? We have cleaning chores to do before the inspection!
Private: Uhh...he's probably snaking somewhere around here.

Dude 1: What have you been doing lately?
Dude 2: Uh....nothing. Just snaking all day.

I am so tired after eating, that I need a couple hours of snaking.

by Megalo Fidi August 3, 2010

Snake

The Kentucky definition of snake or snaking somebody is to run up behind someone and stick your finger up their ass and holler "Snake".

" I really snaked that girl in the hallway." " My Uncle snaked me when I was a kid."

by Jump The Shark May 20, 2009

Snake

A huge, hard, hot, throbbing cock that needs the Kitty Kitty.

"My snake needs your Kitty Kitty".

by The Snake Handler January 11, 2009

Snake

V. to take without permission; to steal; (most commonly without the other party knowing).

"Dude, who just snaked my shit man?"

by Nick and Kyle October 2, 2009

snake

A cock.

"The snake likes to burrow deep in the black hole."

by Bart June 5, 2003