1. When someone gets way too drunk and/or gets drunk enough that they feel that re-enacting the character played by Jimmy Smitts in the "Tommyknockers" by walking drunk out of a 2nd story window is a good idea. This means they are drunk enough to do anything up to or equaling the level of drunken jackassery it takes to walk out of a 2nd story window.
2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.
2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.
1. "Yeah, I pretty much turned into Jimmy Smitts last night, called my ex up, and told her to suck a cheeta's dick." or "I was thinking about choking the bitch, but I figured I'd turn into Jimmy Smitts instead."
2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smitts."
2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smitts."
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Hey, shitass wanna-
Ass soon ass you said that. shitass has already been 4 dimensions ahead of you.
Ass his speed goes faster than the speed of light, look at him, shitass has entered
the future of Minecraft, He's so happy he's literally crying out ores that haven't
come out of Minecraft yet. *Shitass: Cries out **** ore,*( can't spoil it for Mojang.)
Ass soon ass you said that. shitass has already been 4 dimensions ahead of you.
Ass his speed goes faster than the speed of light, look at him, shitass has entered
the future of Minecraft, He's so happy he's literally crying out ores that haven't
come out of Minecraft yet. *Shitass: Cries out **** ore,*( can't spoil it for Mojang.)
Average Minecrafter: HEY SHITASS WANNA SEE ME-
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?
Shitass: I Am 4 parrel universes ahead of you. *goes back*
Shitass: Goes back to 1944* Grabs an mp40 and gets a TIGER
Average Minecrafter: WAIT GET OUT OF THE TANK I WAS JUST JOKING-
Shitass: ALLAH AKBAR
b o o m . . . .
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?
Shitass: I Am 4 parrel universes ahead of you. *goes back*
Shitass: Goes back to 1944* Grabs an mp40 and gets a TIGER
Average Minecrafter: WAIT GET OUT OF THE TANK I WAS JUST JOKING-
Shitass: ALLAH AKBAR
b o o m . . . .
by ShitAss46 November 6, 2022
Get the Hey shitass wanna see me- mug.Alcoholic drink, which comes in three varieties,
1. Bitter
2. Extra Smooth
3. Extra Cold
Built it's legacy on being a no-nonsense beer. The greatest drink to have in a pub (especially in extra cold form), I'ts taste is neither especially rotten nor sweet, and it does not have the same complexion as urine (a.k.a Carlsberg,Fosters)
As an added bonus it's also cheaper in most places than other drinks!
1. Bitter
2. Extra Smooth
3. Extra Cold
Built it's legacy on being a no-nonsense beer. The greatest drink to have in a pub (especially in extra cold form), I'ts taste is neither especially rotten nor sweet, and it does not have the same complexion as urine (a.k.a Carlsberg,Fosters)
As an added bonus it's also cheaper in most places than other drinks!
Hey man, coming to the Black Sheep tonight??
No Way, they don't even sell John Smiths were goin elsewhere!!
No Way, they don't even sell John Smiths were goin elsewhere!!
by R_p April 29, 2006
Get the John Smiths mug.A practice whereby a group of young men partake in mutual masturbation within the confines of one room - originating from the sacred art of poleslapping where monks would gather to do the same the intention being to splurge into the jizzbucket.
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1.Variant of shit adapted from the mythical King Shitas for whom everything he touched turned to shit.
2.One who has the Shitas touch.
1.Variant of shit adapted from the mythical King Shitas for whom everything he touched turned to shit.
2.One who has the Shitas touch.
by daddychu August 16, 2010
Get the Shitas mug.When you walk into the toliet stall and the toilet is all stopped up with t.p. and sh*t and almost overflowing.
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