smike

In late 2008/early 2009, the East Coast McDonalds of the North Shore became the birthplace of the act we now know as 'smiking'.
To smike is to congregate at a common place of gathering such as a parking lot, gas station or even a local park, at indecent hours of the morning and smoke whilst talking about things ranging from girls, games, highschool nostalgia, drugs and cars.

Notable smikers include the Bitchin' Lee and Woljin. Smikers are predominantly male but there have been cases noted where a smike-participant (ie: smiker) was female.

a: let's smike
b: nah, already had shower and in pjs
a: well fuck you too

by Zen2 April 12, 2009

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smark

A wrestling fan who realizes that wrestling is scripted, but still watches it and enjoys it. A smark uses "insider" terms like push, bury, kayfabe, heel, job, etc. , and usually acts in an arrogant manner towards other fans. To be a true smark, you must:

- Hate John Cena wholeheartedly and constantly wine about he only has 5 moves and has a stale character
- Support CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, and Daniel Bryan, and claim that they deserve better, even when they are champion
- Constantly yell out annoying phrases at WWE shows like "Believe in the Shield!"
- Live in either NYC, Chicago, Philly, Toronto, or London
- Insist on chanting "JBL" even when there is an interesting match going on
- Constantly post spoilers on websites, and then complain when somebody else spoils something for you

All in all, they're just enthusiastic fans who want a better product

Joe- Mark
Carl- Smark

Example 1:

Joe: "Hey, Carl, did you see that impressive Attitude Adjustment John Cena just hit on Mark Henry? He's never done that before! I love John Cena, he's the best! He always overcomes the odds!!!"

Carl: ".... Are you an idiot?"

Example 2:

Joe: "I think Shemaus, Cena, and Big Show are great!"

Carl: "Screw you. Go Punk, Ziggler, and Bryan! They should be pushed!"

by Bob The Guy September 27, 2013

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sirkowski

Sirkowski is a manga and hentai artist. Even his normal manga feature ecchi. He is the creator of Miss. Dynamite and an artist at Startship Titus and Mobile Armor Division. The creator of Blacka and Eva Sirkowski. (missdynamite.com) (starshiptitus.com) (sirkowksi.com) (mobilearmordivision.com) (sirkowski.deviantart.com)

Sirkowski is the greatest anime and hentai artist ever.

by Sixtem February 5, 2005

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smirking chimp

A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.

"That smirking chimp in the White House..."

by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004

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shirk-fu

A term used to describe those working in an office job that possess an uncanny ability to shirk or avoid any type of work they are given. Often times a person skilled in this art will even be able to not only repel such work given to them but also induce more work to be done by the one asking. This allows for a repellent mechanism such that such appalling work request will not even be initiated in the future.

Some people may be a natural shirk-fu user while others requires years of training either by personality of being lazy or years of working at a government institution.

1. Hey really shirk-fu-ed his way out of that project.
2. In order to your workload at a reasonable level, anyone should have a small amount of knowledge in shirk-fu.

by Francis Lau March 9, 2008

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