smessy

someone who needs to get their shit together because their life is falling apart.

damn smessy get your shit together

by smessi April 18, 2017

punk smeesh

Someone who is mischievous but not malicious. A lovable toot.

Collin ate the last taco, what a punk smeesh.

by cherrydawg September 18, 2017

smemergy

The energy that a man loses directly after ejaculation that causes him to promptly fall asleep.

After she'd sucked my cock, I lost all smemergy and nodded off.

by Andy Turner June 9, 2003

Semsa

Semsa is a heartwarming person, one of the best people you can fall in love with. Never take her love for granted because you'll end up being very desperate for her in the future and she might want you back but she may also find a hotter guy that just might be your friend. Semsa is a gorgeous girl with an amazing mind and body. She always pushes herself to the limits and never gives up on anyone. Always keep her around, she's someone you don't want to lose. Her body moves in ways that only people can dream of and she makes dreams come true.

God damnn I want semsa!

by Usnames06 April 15, 2017

smelsey

A way to make the name Kelsey cuter, because it is neccesary. Also known as the aftermath of a queef. Other similar names include Fuckface.

Smelsey! Where are you going, ho?

by saraislove December 28, 2007

Straight Guy Seems Gay

A male who is straight but seems to be gay. He goes to salons, get petacures and manicures and is very fasionable.

by Anonymous January 23, 2007

Smeshica

Developed in an underground laboratory somewhere in the UK, Smeshica has been classified as a hallucinogen. Not much is known of its chemical compound or long term effects but those who have used Smeshica have reported symptoms such as headaches, vomiting and explosive diarrhea. In some extreme cases, Smeshica has lead to temporary blindness followed by permanent blindness. Another recent study of the effect of Smeshica, on the brain, has shown that users typically believe they are innocent in all situations, especially ones where the user instigates vulgar discussions about the most unholy things fathomable.

Bro dawg, I just took a tab of Smeshica and made mi mum watch Goatse, I am totally innocent though!

by Locked In the Basement November 9, 2022