Schtump

The act of stamping matter, generally fecal, through a grate or small opening.

Dude, that food yesterday messed my stomach up and I had to schtump in the shower.

by DctrAJ October 9, 2019

schtest

A very shit test, as in, the test was too hard to understand

Billy: that maths test was a absolute schtest
June: …you’re just dumb

by sibsihzuhsihisb??? August 29, 2023

schnidney schteamer

when you hold a girl upside down and vomit a fancy taco bell dinner into her pussy and then she takes a shit vomit combo dump on your chest.

Hey Tim how was last night ?

Tim: oh it was amazing I got a schnidney schteamer with extra guacamole!!!

by badgerbaus March 22, 2017

schtooped

To be fucked, either sexually or by being in a bad situation. Past tense of schtoop.

She got schtooped hardcore by her boyfriend on prom night.

I owe $1200 and I'm broke, I'm totally schtooped!

by Munster June 11, 2006

Schticky

The new scamtastic household object sold by your favourite Scout reenactor; IE : Vince Offer

Basically described as a magic silicon sticky roller that warps off any undesired dirty stuff.

At 0:35 on the official ad, you may see another of those fake video montages that made the popularity of the Shamwow

The sexual innuendos are so obvious that it's not even laughable.

"You gotta love the big Schticky"

"Playing with your Schticky keeps your house clean"

"Problems with that shedding pussy ? Use your Schticky ! "

by Splatpope January 10, 2012

SMHTIFO

To shake your head repeatedly....meaning to

Shake My Head Till It Fall Off

OMG really you kissed him in the go center SMHTIFO!!! haha

by JaNiecé York...PrincessJ November 13, 2011

schteve

The lowest order of burbery cap-wearing townie. Probably drives a Nova, almost certainly reads max power magazine, definately owns elizabeth duke jewlery. Can be found in the vicinity of other people called schteve, will usually depart after repeated punching.

"Y'aright Schteve?"

Yeah Schteve, how's it goin' Schteve?"

"Check out the big bore on ma Nova Schteve."

"Ah, nice one Schteve, looks reem Schteve."

Fucking pikeys.

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004