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Slump Bitch 

Its easy to recognize a slump bitch but sometimes they can be hard to describe so I've put together a list of characteristics that you can use to describe the slump bitches you see on a daily basis. If you can apply 2 or more of these to your daily life, you might be a slump bitch.

1. Have bad posture
2. Drag you heels when you walk
3. Wear sweats to subway
4. Are over weight
5. Still wear scrunchies
6. Sport the "socks n sandals" combo in public
7. Scratch you vagina in public
8. Shop at Wal-Mart 3+ times per week
9. Have pajamas on at 12 noon
10. Your "going out" clothes consist of baggy jeans and a t-shirt
11. On Jersey Shore you would be considered a "grenade"
12. Laundry is something you do less than 3 times per month.

*Remember a slump bitch has to have at least 2 of these qualities.

Most of the time slump bitches are girls but every once in a while you find a guy scratching his vagina in the frozen food section.

These are the main characteristics of a slump bitch. I'm sure there are many more. Please send your slump bitch characteristics to michael.kay11@gmail.com.

Keep an eye out for a slump bitch near you!
Damn slump bitches always taking like 5 hours to slump across the street.
Slump Bitch by M. Kay November 15, 2010
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Pimp:fuck you not,you droolin on my fuckin mink
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slump buster 

a slutty girl that baseball players have sex with in order to break a slump.
I went 3 for 3 today thanks to that slump buster last night.
slump buster by Johnn b February 17, 2008

Slump(ed) 

The act of falling asleep or getting knocked out after a fight etc.
Ky: Yo jit was completely slump(ed) yesterday
Me: That’s what he get for staying up all night
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Slump Cunt

A person that is usually lazy and tired, and often tends to be rather unlikable and annoying. Comes from the combination of the word 'slump' meaning slouching, and 'cunt' being an insult. Usually used in South England.
Ben: What happened to Mickey?
Kevin: Ignore Mickey, he's a slump cunt.
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Slump Buster 

Slump Buster is a term widely used on the west coast of Canada amongst the youth. A Slump buster is a woman that is dated after a long period of being single, this woman is usually used for their body and is quickly disposed of once a better woman is found
Hey are you still in a slump?

No I found myself a slump buster