Slumbergate

A conspiracy in the Dallas Cowboys football organization in which WR Terrel Owens along with fellow WRs (names don't matter) believe that Tony Romo makes special plays with his favorite reciever, and friend, TE Jason Witten in hotel rooms during road trips.

The wide reciever core called a special meeting on December 11 with the offensive coordinator to iron out the issue.

Guy 1: "Have you heard about Slumbergate?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I think TO is just bitchin'."

by Kable24 December 19, 2008

slumber lumber

Slumber lumber is another euphemism for waking up with an erection- otherwise known as 'morning wood'.

"I woke up with some gnarly slumber lumber and I asked if I could take it to her sawmill."

by kdutremble December 9, 2009

Slumberful

That feeling that arises when one gets into a bed with newly changed sheets (preferably "Jersey" sheets, or that T-shirt material) and you are overwhelmed with comfort to the point where a nap/complete REM cycle might be in order.

OOO0000oooo000000....I feel slumberful when I get into this bed with newly changed sheets, jersey sheets more specifically, and am overwhelmed with the comfort to the point where a nap/complete REM cycle might be in order.

by J. Scoot December 11, 2010

Slumber Party Zombie Attack

a movie in one ofthe spongebob squarepants episodes it shows stereotypical teenagers turning into zombies!

Stereotypical Teenager: i brought my destructive Friends!
SpongeBob Squarepants: i don't like this Slumber Party Zombie Attack Movie!
Mr Krabs: neither do i lets go to the Krusty Krab

by JesusChristfootball September 17, 2011

Slutberry

A slut who hasn't gotten here cherry popped.

"Yo I want a slutberry because i have done a virgin In a well."

by Jawswillkill123 July 30, 2016

Slumbering Haku

A grotesque sex act that involves one who wears a mask. The mask-wearer ejaculates all over himself and calls it a day. Usually occurs in front of other people and/or right before bedtime.

Haku whacks it and unloads all over his feet. This is a Slumbering Haku.

by Neglect September 23, 2010

Slumber Wookie

When you shave your pubes and assault a sleeping person by placing them all over said persons face.

Dave got totally slumber wookied lastnight.

by Pannus E Rectus October 16, 2010