bed slave

An individual purchased as property for the sole purpose of performing sexual acts.

The brothel was short on women so the owner purchased several bed slaves to accomodate patrons.

by Enem99 January 26, 2013

shovel ready

Apt description of being prepared to release when necessary a big ol' whopper of an excuse for offending behavior of any sort

After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..

by sheila in the car April 5, 2009

scum shovel

Public transport used extensivly by the under-privileged

The number 12 (Torry to Northfield) bus in Aberdeen

by Patrick Ewen November 17, 2004

Mr. Slave

Mr. (and sometimes mrs.) Garrisons sex slave from South Park. A total sterotypical gay guy. Gets it up the ass a lot.

Mr. Garrison: Take it mr. slave!
1. "slaps mr. slave's ass with a paddle"
2. "shoves glass tube with gerbil inside it'
3. "bones him"
Mr. Slave: Oh jesus christ!!

by Ben Lurie October 16, 2006

Facebook Slave

Someone who spends prolonged amounts of time on Facebook everyday.

Teacher: Your last essay was very poor

Dude1: I have been having a busy week sir

Dude2: You still had time to update you status every night on facebook, your becoming a total Facebook slave

by Bree Pig March 4, 2010

wage slave

Someone who earns only enough at their job to pay basic expenses.

Sometimes refered to as 'working poor'.

"Retirement savings?! I'm a wage slave. I make $5 an hour."

by Andrew July 2, 2004

Shovelate

to beat into submission with a common, gardening shovel

Dude, I didn't know it was your sister
Get off my lawn before I shovelate you
He means it! He's got a shovel!

by Rand December 28, 2003