Ted Cruz Booze Snooze

When one consumes an excessive amount of beer prior to unintentionally falling asleep. The victim then awakens in a completely diverse setting and scenario, having no recollection or memory of the past night. Said person may even be in another state or country than they had last recalled.

"I heard Patrick attended Douglas' party in Orlando last night. He took a heavy Ted Cruz Booze Snooze and now I hear he's in Michigan at a seven year old's birthday party."

"Niiiice."

by HeveStarvey July 17, 2016

slooser

Well I think ~Wendy~ should go back to her English class cause Looser is a term described in the dictionary as. Loose, Not Tight, etc.If someone can't spell a word correctly I don't think their definition should be adhered by.

~Wendy~ is a Sloser (not a slooser) and should pay more attention in English Class rather than making false definitions on some website

by :jaso: June 21, 2006

snooze whore

Someone who constantly abuses the snooze button in the morning.

Bob: "Why were you late again to work"
Steve: "Because I hit the snooze button for over an hour"
Bob: "You are such a snooze whore"

by Mojo R.C. January 1, 2009

Snoozed In

To sleep in due to hitting the snooze button way too many times.

Dude, cover for me I snoozed in big time. I must have hit the snooze button 15 times this morning!

by BBQ March 10, 2008

hit the snooze button

a term for going to bed

im gonna hit the snooze button. im hittin the snooze button mate

by Chevvers March 31, 2008

stooze

to stooze is when you get a credit card with a 0% introductory rate (for usaly 6-18 months). Then you take the balance and put it in a high intrest bank account till the the 0% rate is up and then pay the balance back and keep the interest you made.

ed: "Yo I just made $2,500 off of HSBC"
Bill: "How'd you do that?"
Ed: " I stoozed them nigaz"

by Chitownfool February 14, 2008

Snooze a Bitch

When you are having sex and your girl and she starts moaning rhythmically like an alarm clock, so you punch her in the head like a snooze button and knock her the fuck out.

Bro 1 - Last night I got some strange and had to snooze a bitch.

Bro 2 - How long did you snooze?

Bro 1 - Till I came in her fucking nose!

by Rammz September 7, 2012