Smootchie

A word that is only used by stupid, eco-hating, man-hating, meat-loving, real leather jacket wearing, hipster biotches.

Also smells like tuna.

Means beyond cute.

Morgan: Logan is so EFFIN SMOOTCHIE.
Felipe: Wait.. What?

by Morgsyporgs69 January 15, 2011

Scootch

Term used by really, really terrible plain clothes cops/ undercover narcs at shows and festivals, to fail at an arrest...

Undercover: "Hey bros, you got any scootch? You know, anything FUN?"
Bro: "Fuck Off"

by Johnny Danerously October 20, 2010

slotched

drunk out of your mind; shit-faced drunk.

yo i was at this party last night and i got soo fucking slotched!

Bro i am so slotched right now, lemme just lay here in the street for a little bit

by Mark e Mark July 18, 2005

snootches

cuddly and peaceful; laughs alot

The kids clamor for their Uncle because he's a snootches.

by W34 January 5, 2018

Slotch

When a girl gives you blow job and spits into a cup. The liquid that forms during oral sex.

I was with Hannah last night and she ruined my new with all the slotch

by The loon May 16, 2020

Slotch

When a girl gives you a blow job and spits into a cup. The liquid that forms is slotch.

I was with Hannah last night and she ruined my new shorts with all the slotch!

by The wsr May 16, 2020

bumper snootch

a woman that eats crap loads of mexican food, including tacos

man look at that daaaaaaaamn bumper snootch

by irsishunicorns December 12, 2010