Slather My Beans

When you have liquid shit and wipe from the top of your crack to the bottom, thus wiping your shit onto the back of your scrotum.

Scott: I have to change real quick. I had too much taco bell earlier and it made me slather my beans

by HungrieBoi May 15, 2018

Smithers

The gayest man alive. Will someday marry Mr Burns

Mr Burns: *jumps out of a cake, with nothing but a banner on* Happy Birthday, Mr. smithers!

Smither:*gayly* Mmmmmmmmmm

by Someone August 8, 2004

Slather

The act of rubbing thick cream, lotion, or even jiz all over something.

I slathered her up with my man juices.

by Yogi Vinnie November 19, 2007

Slithorex

A half-man, half-monster supervillain with large bat wings, rocket booster boots and blades dripping from every appendage.

Slithorex Slapaho, a popular music artist, pays homage by his name.

Dude, you don't want me to drink too much or I'll get all Slithorex on your ass and rough you up proper!

by Lord Fuelfire April 25, 2008

Smithers

mr burns gay ASSistant

by labatt June 23, 2003

Slytheravenpuffindor

Harry Potter fans who cannot decide which house they belong to and believe that they show characteristics of all of them.

Traits: Crafty, brave, intelligent, and loyal.

Colors: Red, blue, green, and yellow.

Student 1: What house are you in?

Student 2: I'm crafty, brave, smart, and loyal, so I'm a Slytheravenpuffindor!

Student 1: Ohhhh ok then. :)

by TheEternalPhoenix1994 November 12, 2011

Slitherfuck

A thot that is two faced.

“Omg look at Alex she’s such a Slitherfuck!”

“Shut up you slitherfuck”

by Pastelbleh November 15, 2017