by sclgan September 02, 2016
A person that constantly speeds up and slows down... then speeds up and slows down, causing traffic to act like a slinky being dragged across the floor.
"That Slinky driver needs to pick a damn speed. Yes, your brakes are still there.. Oh.. found your gas pedal again I see"
by jwalker8680 September 25, 2019
by TOomp March 12, 2021
by qUADLARRY May 09, 2011
me: "Jesus Christ my cock feels like Satans titties!!!!!"
Bro: " Shit, thats called a Slinky Dinky, bro!"
Bro: " Shit, thats called a Slinky Dinky, bro!"
by 6e5tdf5r6tuyiyg December 19, 2019
When your having sex on opiates and your dick starts to go slightly limp but is still in action. Hence Cock Slinky.
by Mikis January 03, 2015
by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022