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retard simulator

when someone is being such a retard they could have their own game, specifically simulating a retard
person 1 “is water wet
person 2“retard simulator
by ok.you.know.what January 16, 2018
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Pet Simulator X

Also known as Pet Sim X, this game is on a platform called Roblox and is literally gacha hell. You could spend literal months grinding for a good pet (if you had just gotten the game), one that's actually usable, or you could just spend 400 robux to spend on an exclusive egg (basically the egg where all the pets that actually have value are located) to get one just as good or better.

There are so many deadass gamepasses that are stupidly overpowered, people who have them will rocket past people who don't. Opening eggs is extremely slow unless you buy Triple eggs, and not fast unless you buy Octuple eggs.

Making any progress at all is almost impossible unless you beg or spend robux. Gems are insanely hard to get if you don't pay to win (the new diamond cave does NOT help at all), to get ONE of the pets in the game to fill your pet dex, you have to spend 4,500 robux to have a 1 PERCENT CHANCE of getting a huge diamond cat.

The scamming is also a big issue. Little Timmy stole mommy's credit card to buy 10 exclusive eggs, got nothing good, tried to sell it in the trading plaza, got scammed, and cried himself to sleep. (This is just speculation)

Overall, this game is stupid. I don't get why little 7 year olds are ruining their lives wasting their days alive playing this brain dead pay to win piece of dogshit.
John: Yoo I just got a new titanic pet in pet simulator X! I only spent 273,800 robux getting it!
Lincoln: What the fuck is wrong with you
John: I'm literally 6 years old
Lincoln: Where did you get all that robux?
John: My mom. Don't worry, I only spent 2,700 dollars in real life to get all of it!
by a_random_idot May 15, 2023
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spreadsheet simulator

Derogatory term for the grand strategy genre of video games. These games require a significant amount of resource management that boils down to maintaining a macro economy through numbers alone. Spreadsheet simulator can also refer to another kind of strategy game such as an RTS or 4X game as long as resource management is integral to the gameplay.
For fuck's sake, all of the Paradox Interactive games are spreadsheet simulators!
by my name is not billy December 29, 2020
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The Yandere Simulator

Another high school simulator that me and people like Kubz Scouts won't shut the fuck up about. Basicly, you control the life of an anime school girl named Yandere-Chan and you have to kill all 10 rivals just to win Senpai.
*record scratches* Wait! You can be creative and choose to get rid of your rivals nin other ways than just plain killing. Don't let Senpai notice you!
Person 1: Dude have you played this game?
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: It's called The Yandere Simulator
Person 2: I can't wait to play!
by JayMoneySpamsL2 December 7, 2021
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Stimulate

When a guy's get's sexual aroused and his penis expands so it can be pleasured.
Chad : Oh Kiersten I just love to run my hands through your soft long hair and it always smells so good!
Kiersten : Well I hope it Stimulates your dick cause I like to suck it and stick it in my body!
Chad : Well why don't you just give me A blowjob while I'm caressing your hair then I will fuck you from behind and I will rub my face in your beautiful locks!
Kiersten : Oh Chad I think I just creamed on your sheets!
Chad : No problem my wife's gonna wash them tomorrow anyway we can cum on them all we want!
Kiersten : Oh boy let's have a cumfest!
Chad : Let the mess begin!
by SlopNChop February 20, 2017
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Yandere Simulator

the game that anybody or phyco can play and its very satisfying
lets play Yandere Simulator i want to kill some bitches
by lolol896 December 23, 2016
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Stimulated

When a boy/girl gets hard(boy)/wet(girl)
Boy: yo I was with this bitch and her pussy was stimulated as fuck

Girl: yo girl my niggas dick was stimulated as fuck
by Mr. Spiral November 1, 2015
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