side winder

A woman that is wearing her thong or G string improperly; usually crooked of to the side.

Hey girl, fix your thong, it's a side winder.

by The ConTessa November 26, 2007

sidewinders

when you lay a girl on her back and her tits go to her armpits

mimi rogers has sidewinders, her tits are so big that if you lay here down on her back her tits go to her armpits.

by scott recor November 13, 2005

Side Winder Special

Typically used to describe the action in which a man tries to reenter his significant other during intercourse with a considerable amount of force and missing resulting in either a broken penis and or a wounded sense of pride

Me and my girlfriend were going at it last night and I accidentally ended up pulling a Side Winder Special instead. Now I can’t walk right and can’t look her in the eye

by Clumpph March 17, 2021

Side winder

When your penis must be tucked to the side when wearing dress pants or slacks to avoid a bulge at a formal event

Jimmy you need to side winder that hog!

by Boxmuncher829 September 21, 2023

sidewind

to get moneyhustle

i sidewind the game mane,you know.

by 8legspyder December 23, 2009

Sidewiper

Someone who continues to do something as they were taught even after knowing/seeing a much better method. A person who wipes their ass sideways cheek to cheek instead of up or down between the cheeks.

That guy stinks like shit, he must be a sidewiper.

by 6971tu November 1, 2015

Sidewinked

To lead a person or a group of individuals to a possible idea that is not true but being used to change their belief. Like a headfake.

Gamestop volume is too low, the stock holders are being sidewinked with all these hidden activity by the hedgefunds making the investors think there is no interest.

by T7N7 April 21, 2021