shweeting

Tweeting whilst shitting.

Pedro: I was shweeting while on the can.
Hamhead: Gross!

by urbandictfan June 9, 2009

shedding snake

When your boyfriend's member sheds disgusting skin flakes.

Girlfriend: "Kyle, you pig!"

Kyle: "I'm sorry hunny... my snake's shedding its skin."

Girlfriend: "Yeah, well that shedding snake better not come near me."

by Booberella123 December 9, 2008

Shredding Butthole

An action that describes completely destroying another party in a given game.

A description used to define a given item as "awesome"

Dude! This Porters X2 Ray Gun shreds butthole!

WTF!? This guy is Shredding Butthole!...or at least he's shredding mine.

by hpyman August 29, 2009

Speeding in a School Zone

A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.

Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."

Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"

Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"

by Coops34 December 4, 2010

Seeding

When a woman 'accidentally' leaves a small belonging at a mans house in order to have an excuse to return in the future.

Prime examples are jewellery and hair tying devices.

Man this girl is definitely seeding me, I found a tube of lipstick down the couch and her lucky bracelet under my bed.

by Dr. Novice May 28, 2018

shmeening

"Raw dogging" husky German girls possibly in "da butt"

Kent was shmeening in the shower last night and had to hold his hand over her mouth.

by delhorno November 20, 2009

Shweating

Sweat produced while holding, or in the process of doing, a number 2.

Man I needed to go so bad I was shweating up a storm.

by importriders April 17, 2014