shaven

The state in which a well maintained pussy should always be found. Hairless and ready for snacking.

Uh huh, I wanna get all up in that shaven haven.

by JambalayaJoe August 10, 2006

shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

by minghi May 17, 2003

SHAVEN SQUIRREL

What is typically found under a freshly shaven vagina that you most definitaly wished that you had never found!

A severally bruised and shaven beat up mound of love pudding;a gnarled and chewed upcamel toe; A stank sore and puss covered piece of rancidcrotchtuna; A cum dumpster;sloppy seconds; A piece of snatch found on freshman college girl after her first semester; maybe a man cock.

Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh

by DA CAPT'MN February 8, 2008

shave

to use a razor or similar implement to shorten body hair down to the skin level. can be done on the scalp, face, armpits, legs, chest, or genitalia, but watch out for that ingrown stubble... ouch!

why do so many men expect women to shave their legs, pubic areas, and armpits, but then refuse to shave their own legs, etc.? It's annoyingly hypocritical...
besides, if the hair grows back after you shave it, you were probably meant to have that hair... it's called being a mammal.

by natural is sexxxy May 29, 2003

Shit - Shower - Shave

The three S's of hygiene.

See also, SSS.

Chris, bro, you look like a homeless man. Did you even Shit - Shower - Shave?

by Mister Obious March 8, 2013

Shwalein'

1. When someone is kidding, joking, or bull shitting.

1. "you gotta be shwalein' me!"
2. "stop shwalein' over there."

by Electric cadaver April 15, 2009

Shave Line

The line on a female's legs that indicates how short her pants can be on any particular day, depending on how far up her leg she shaves.

Criz: Why didn't you wear those cute booty shorts today?
Justine: I couldn't, my shave line was too far down.

by Ewicky October 20, 2009