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Wal Mart Shuffle

The art of looking busy while avoiding any real work or contact with management. Employees practicing the shuffle are often seen straightening merchandise, walking displaced items back to their respective department, hiding in plain sight by roaming the store, or taking frequent bathroom breaks.
Man, I got the flu but this bitch manager won't let me go home. Guess I'll do the Wal Mart Shuffle for the rest of the shift.
by AgentX23 March 2, 2009
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Shuffles Gonzalez

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.
I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.
by street whizard April 8, 2009
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donk shuffle

A trick in skateboarding. A lip trick in which one switches their feet on the coping. Can be linked with other tricks.
How does that kid keep from hanging up on the coping when he does that donk shuffle?
by Skate Zombie January 16, 2007
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Futsal Shuffle

A new dance invented by rapper Lil Uzi Vert that was done for the first time in a instagram clip.
“Man did you see Uzi? He got me hooked with that new Futsal Shuffle!!”
by Luke Dolan December 1, 2019
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scuff

adj.
messed up; not a good thing like "ohhewauwhobh" -- scuff.
"youre so scuff bro, ugh"
by milkmike May 24, 2017
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shtuff

a word that has the same meaning as stuff except more fun to say.
Ellie: Hey sam, whats up?
Sam: Oh not much just listening to music and shtuff.
by sallie1413 April 13, 2010
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scuffed sussy

An adjective used to denote a total lack of belief. Only really cool people use this phrase.
Tim: "Yo what do you think of Thomas?"
Gerard: "Honestly, most of what that guy says is scuffed sussy bro, no cap."
by r3ub July 1, 2021
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