shloofing

to sleep in yiddish... ur welcome

or to nap

i was shloofing for 4 hours when he woke me up 😒

by urmom1021 November 21, 2020

Shrooming

The act of harassing people in DMs for a prolonged period of time over something quite meaningless: Harassing staff on a server.

Why is she shrooming me again.

by ᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼ April 1, 2021

shrifting

When you Tokyo rift in a shifty manner

Shrifting, Mainly done in the fast and furious movie, fast and furious Tokyo drift

by SeaCake September 13, 2021

Shrodinger's lesbian

A lesbian that tries to kiss a girl that they like and if they're not into it they say" it's a prank"

The behavior of a Shrodinger's lesbian:

Lesbian *trying to kiss her friend*
Friend *backs up*
Lesbian "it's a prank bro"

by UwUrban.abrUwU November 22, 2021

Shrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison

Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

Shrodinger's BLM

When someone says BLM, but does not specify Black Lives Matter or Blue Lives Matter

Person 1: Just saw this Instagram post of someone saying blm

Person 2: let’s hope he’s not racist. This case of Shrodinger's BLM can really go either way.

Person 1: I hope not, the guy who posted was black

by WildCoomChase July 12, 2022

shrodinger's pizza

When you dont know if a food has been eaten or not, at a probability close to 50/50, you could use the expression "shrodinger's pizza", derived from shrodinger's cat. can be used in a lot of ways

The burger i bought yesterday is probably shrodinger's pizza by now, i should check it later

by IMakeDumbExpressions October 23, 2022