shortercat

user shortercat on tiktok thats my best friend irl, his boyfriend’s a bitch tho

Marley: hey do u know shortercat on tiktok

Jamal: uh no who is she?
Marley: the best person ever

by noxpooper July 12, 2021

Shorter Bus

The "Shorter Bus" is a specific type of bus designed for the most retarded kid in school

"You see that kid right there? He rides the shorter bus"

by Oniiko-Kun August 6, 2021

Shortee

The sexy girl in the friend group most fashionable, hottest, and coolest girl there ever is

Fred: whos that girl over there she is so f*cking h hot
Carl: oh that’s Shortee the hottest Gil there ever is
Cole: watch it she’s mine

by Shortee_229 September 19, 2021

shorterest

shortest person ever

“you’re shorterest”

by kinggali November 14, 2021

Shortedsheeran_v2

The second account of the original Shortedsheeran. He has powerful connections to ghostiiizzz.

Hey did you see Shortedsheeran_v2’s new video?
Who?

by Shortedsheeran April 4, 2022

Shortemous

shorty/shortay/Pearce short

shortemous is used when referring to a shortay

by buckerrrrrr July 31, 2022

Shorter-stick treatment

When someone's treatment towards someone or something is lower than all the previous attempts they've done in their life. Their efforts towards their 7th or 8th relationship would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd relationship. Their efforts towards their 11th or 12th job would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd job.

Manager: "Why are you slacking off of work, lately?"
Man: "My energy is burned-out from the previous job and I am skeptical about this one."
Manager: "Oh so we're getting the shorter-stick treatment..."

Man: "Why are you not trusting me enough in our relationship?"
Woman: "My previous boyfriends used me for my body and I've been dealing with trust issues ever since."
Man: "Why do I get the shorter-stick treatment for that?"

by SinfulOsD October 16, 2024