shart shooter

Extreme accuracy when sharting (shitting while farting.) Bending over and aiming at a target is considered general competition, while squatting in front of a fan and letting the wind blow your shart onto the target is considered advanced shart shooting.

Tina: "Ok! I'm laying down on the ground. Ready!"
Strom: "Fan is on 'high'. Here comes this afternoon's chinese buffet."
Tina: "Holy fuck. I can't breathe! You got my eyes and nose plugged up! Now that's some shart shooting!"
Strom: "I'm your shart shooter, bitch."

by Reggie Dunlop July 19, 2007

second shooter

a person who waits in your closet, while you have sex and waits for you to blow your load. as your finishing onto her upturned face he runs out from his hiding place and yells "second shooter" and unloads a big batch of jizz onto her face this action is based on the assassination of j.f.k. where the was said to be another shooter

i was banging renne the other day and as i blew my load, jim jumped out of the closet and pulled a fantastic second shooter. she was surprised, yet oddly pleased

by jitterbug May 15, 2008

cloudy pie shooter

Getting a blowjob, before busting a nut, have the woman take a hit of marijuana smoke, then having here continue to suck until you cum in her smoke infested mouth.

Guy 1: what did you and that girl jessica do last night?

Guy 2: I gave her the nastiest cloudy pie shooter ever!

by Thomas loves yo mama! August 5, 2011

my shooter

My shooter is a slang for backup in a sense of having your back watched over by a friend/gang member

1 yo cuz you better not step on ma turf!
2 yee you better not be playing cuz, my shooter got my back
1 yo shooter aint shit dawg

by adomxdddddd October 4, 2019

School Shooter

A derogatory term for Americans, a slur used by British to refer Americans.

Look at them School Shooters lining up for burgers.

by BigBickMick January 16, 2023

Blue Meat Shooter

1. One who possesses a penis large enough to hit the deep un-oxygenated vagina. 2. One who cums in the blue meat.

Kevin was hung - a real blue meat shooter.

by 2F August 23, 2008

American School shooter

A drink consisting of black rifle coffee with a drop-in shot mix of Colt 45 and bullet whiskey chased with a PBR.

I got so wasted last night on Irish car bombs and American school shooters, I barely made it to my midterm.

by EyeLivinHel May 12, 2018