Shmuck

A light hearted insult reflecting stupid or foolish

Oh my God, Hector is such a shmuck

by Jonny Cary February 5, 2021

shmucking

to make a PB&J using a dead fetus as the jam and your own shit as the jelly

“Bro i’m so hungry right now, I for real need to start shmucking”

by holytractor February 12, 2024

Shmuck

People are arseholed

Your a shmuck

by Ew_Its_Jason January 2, 2021

Shmuck

An annoying idiot,also a troll

Gabe: are you going to the Jaylen Brown thing
Danny: I don’t know (he knows he’s going)
Gabe: Ugh you’re such a shmuck

by Toll912 October 31, 2018

Shmuck

The sound of your balls when they hit the side of your leg

Your such a shmuck

by No nuts August 9, 2016

Shmuck

A word for a sado and doesn’t have friends

“You shmuck.” “You’re such a shmuck” “Yeah Charlie’s such a shmuck”

by Tehetea October 13, 2019

Shmuck

An insult to imply someone is useless (as the removed foreskin). Usually more descriptive of the user than the subject.

This shmuck just totally cut in line in front of me. Doesn't he know I need my Starbucks?

by Princess Stinkypants May 27, 2016