The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
by rperazag May 5, 2010
Get the Shmomosexual mug.First Drawn by Al Capp in his comic strip Li'l Abner in 1948.
The Shmoo is a small lovable creature. It laid eggs, gave milk, and died of sheer extacy when looked at with hunger. The shmoo loved to be eaten and could taste like any food you desire. Shmoo hide, cut thin, made a fine leather. Even shmoo whiskers made excellent toothpicks.
The shmoo had the power to supply the whole world with all of its' wants and needs.
The shmoo reproduces asexually, and only requires air to stay alive.
The Shmoo is a small lovable creature. It laid eggs, gave milk, and died of sheer extacy when looked at with hunger. The shmoo loved to be eaten and could taste like any food you desire. Shmoo hide, cut thin, made a fine leather. Even shmoo whiskers made excellent toothpicks.
The shmoo had the power to supply the whole world with all of its' wants and needs.
The shmoo reproduces asexually, and only requires air to stay alive.
by V7_Chad July 16, 2007
Get the shmoo mug.ONE WHO SHMOOZES. A smooth talker. Someone who has a way with words and uses it to their advantage. (i.e with members of the opposite sex)
He's known as a shmoozer when it comes to the ladies.
by Shoelaces October 6, 2011
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Origionated from the Three Stooges and the episode "Omigosh, Emir of Shmoe." (Circa 1947)
Origionated from the Three Stooges and the episode "Omigosh, Emir of Shmoe." (Circa 1947)
"What!? You don't know who Abbie Hoffman OR Charles Manson are?!"
"No, Ive never even heard of them."
"What a shmoe."
"No, Ive never even heard of them."
"What a shmoe."
by Wyatt Tripps May 3, 2008
Get the Shmoe mug.Slang for model. Someone you see in the streets who is very attractive! Doesn't necessarily have to be a model but could be.
by radie3 July 10, 2016
Get the Shmodel mug.Yiddish: 1. To chill, talk or mingle with people.
2. To catch up with somebody you haven't talked to in a while.
Can also be spelled as: smooze or smooz
2. To catch up with somebody you haven't talked to in a while.
Can also be spelled as: smooze or smooz
by DanMD19 October 11, 2009
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by Lee Z April 27, 2003
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