Shitbits

Shitbits (n)

Two or more bits of shit. 'nuff said.

Guy: Dude, that salsa's really gonna cause an explosion of shitbits tonight.

by danandmash. January 10, 2011

shitbitch

a common word that can used in a wide variety of ways. 1. a casual greeting such as "hi" or "whats up" 2. an expression to show displeasure with an unfortunate event. 3. an endearing term to call your friends. 4. a phrase that late night sushi shop employees yell across the restaurant. 5. nickname for the creator of the word, mitch pathe, of bakersfield CA and portland OR fame, who is a good man a better friend and... who LOVES THE COCK.

1. Andy, "Hi." Mitch, "Shitbitch." Andy "Shitbitch." 2. "The beer is all gone." "Shitbitch." 3. Hey shitbitch, go get me another beer. 4. Pauly yells, "Shitbitch," acroos the restaurant floor. Mitch replies in kind, "Shitbitch." 5. When shitbitch returned from California, he sure had a lot of balljuice on his chin.

by monkeyballs March 22, 2005

shitbitch

A woman who participates in scat.

I hear that there's a big market for shitbitches in Japan.

by m9lc March 8, 2008

shitbitchdammitassfart

A string of five basic cuss words used by little kids learning how to use foul language. It is pronounced as one word, usually said quickly to confuse adults.

Little Jimmie: I learned a new word today.
Mom: Really? What is it?
Little Jimmie: "Shitbitchdammitassfart!"
Mom: That's nice, son.

by virgilsmooch March 12, 2010

ShitBitch

A young cumguzzling metrosexual, often employed at places like Starbucks or the local art museum.

That's a nice new scarf you have there, ShitBitch!

by Matthew January 30, 2004

Shitpickletittyfuck

To show great anger or dismay

Ahhhhhh shitpickletittyfuck!!! You stepped on my toe!

by Tex Mex August 4, 2004

shitpig

an idiot, a moron, someone you dont like very much.

a farm animal that is born with birth defects, from the pig family, known to be a stupid animal and very annoying.

that guy is a shitpig, fuck off shitpig,
my uncle has a retarded animal in that pigpen over there-he's my pet shitpig.

by Ronpaul October 8, 2006