shitfuckdamn

A very handy word; rolls right off the tongue. Usually said when something is dropped, when personal injury is inflicted, or no other obscene phrase will fit.

1. --After dropping purse and spilling contents-- "Shitfuckdamn!"

2. --After stubbing toe in the middle of the night-- "Shitfuckdamn!"

3. --After becoming pissed off and having nothing else to say-- "Shitfuckdamn!"

by Cu2Au April 23, 2006

Shitfacebook

Writing and regretting what you write on facebook while drunky.

The hangover intensified after I remembered shitfacebooking last night before I vomited.

by Bfjerky May 9, 2009

Dirty shitface

When you take a shit on the toilet while getting head, then you get up and push the girl's face into the toilet bowl.

Did you hear that Katie got Dirty shitfaced by Tom?

by I am the Nacho man April 13, 2009

shitcup

An amusing way to get back at a friend by hiding a cup full of shit in the person's room. Then watching the unsuspecting victim try to find out where the smell is coming from. Depending how bad you need to get back at them determines how hard the "shitcup" should be hidden.

Alan was trying to pick up my girlfriend the other night so I "shitcupped" his bedroom and he still has no ideas why his room smells like shit.

by BH1672 November 3, 2006

shitbum

Origin: San Francisco Sixth and Mission streets.

A dirty bum, usu. with pumpkin butter in his/her pocket and requests ambulance transport for unnecessary reasons.

I had to work last night...I was up all night slinging shitbums.

by The Shitbum May 13, 2005

shitfaced virginity

The act of throwing up for the first time due to alcohol.

Levi: "What do you mean everything tastes like vodka?"
Gy: "Well I lost my shitfaced virginity last night"

by zsdfzf May 9, 2005

Shitfuck

1. The remaining Shit on the end of a faggot's dick.
2. A clueless fucking idiot that more than likely takes it up the ass.

1. There's more talent in an Andy Dick Shitfuck than in an entire Carrot Top.

2. Melvin: Hey there boy-o did ya catch The Joe Schmoe finale?
Elmo: Is that the show about that Shitfuck who is being set up? Naw!

by rodney kipps June 12, 2011