ShitFactoryPalooza

The more socially accepted term for "Take Your Dog to Work Day." The excessive amount of waste that canines produce with humans picking it up bare-handed combined with a music festival is believed to be the origin of the name.

Jesus christ, it's not even ShitFactoryPalooza and I've stepped in dog shit and dog vomit three times today at the office.

by Helmetbroom June 28, 2010

resting shit face

When a person always has a face like they are taking a shit. Much like resting bitch face.

He have you seen her pictures on Instagram? she has resting shit face in all of them.

by Rywa July 26, 2019

Resting Dip-shit Face

When a person's face is at its normal resting position, but they seem to not know what is going on or who they even are. They tend to have a very confused or almost drug induced look.

Is Carol high?

Nah. She just has a Resting Dip-shit Face.

by theonewhoflops February 9, 2018

Shitfacetication

Shitfacetication is the state of being Shitfaceticated by the consumption of alcohol to a degree that mental and physical faculties are noticeably impaired. Common symptoms may include slurred speech, impaired balance, poor coordination, reddened eyes, hiccupping and undesirable sexual partners. Shitfacetication can result in temporary experience of a wide range of emotion, ranging from anger, sadness, and depression to euphoria, lightheartedness and joviality. Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol will lead to Shitfacetication.

Did you see Chris last night? I didn’t think the human body was capable of holding that much alcohol. He was totally Shitfaceticated! He took Shitfacetication to a whole new level!

by CMumma April 4, 2008

Shitfaced

Getting obliterated with the raws.

Leef says, "Did you just see Cataldi pound that rose." Ster answers, "Oh yes I did, shes shitfaced."

by Jalpster January 18, 2018

shitfaced

Inebriated, through excessive consumption of alcohol to the point of losing consciousness. Involuntary body movements (vomiting & defecating) are likely to occur during to a person Pisshead experiencing this state.

I got so shitfaced that I bagged myself

by RockMink November 10, 2004

shitfacing

verb: The act of making comments or adding content to your social networking profile while intoxicated.

Man, I'm in so much trouble with my boss. I forgot that he friended me last week, and I was shitfacing about how much of a tool he is.

by bstiff February 23, 2009