Noun
A bag of flesh that’s sole purpose is to consume otherwise useful things, i.e., food, time, or knowledge. Then turn them into shit shooting it out both holes, relatively useless and wasteful.
Adjective
1. Literary
Scummy in character disingenuous in heart.
2. Heraldry
(Of human) to act in the worst manor of jackassory, I.e., fuckin stupid.
A bag of flesh that’s sole purpose is to consume otherwise useful things, i.e., food, time, or knowledge. Then turn them into shit shooting it out both holes, relatively useless and wasteful.
Adjective
1. Literary
Scummy in character disingenuous in heart.
2. Heraldry
(Of human) to act in the worst manor of jackassory, I.e., fuckin stupid.
Look at how that fucking shitbag parked his car.
You ate all my chicken burgers? You’re such a shitbag.
That is the fucking dumbest thing I’ve ever heard you fucking shitbag.
You ate all my chicken burgers? You’re such a shitbag.
That is the fucking dumbest thing I’ve ever heard you fucking shitbag.
by UandA June 10, 2020
He's a shitbag, he wouldn't do it. The shitbag.
by UrbanDickwad April 08, 2016
I should beg if somebody who has no hopes and dreams for the future and is basically degenerate because of this they are often referred to as shit bag for their head being the bag and their brain being the shit
He is such a shitbag.
She is 30 years old, doesn't have a job, mooches off of everyone, no one likes her and she is going nowhere in life; She's a shitbag.
She is 30 years old, doesn't have a job, mooches off of everyone, no one likes her and she is going nowhere in life; She's a shitbag.
by P. Valley March 01, 2018
Stabbing someone in the bumhole so they need a colostomy bag
Usually reserved for snitches or the worst of the worse. Unless you piss off a level 10 roadman then your getting shitbagged regardless. Step on his shoe. Shitbagged
Stare too long. Shitbagged etc
Usually reserved for snitches or the worst of the worse. Unless you piss off a level 10 roadman then your getting shitbagged regardless. Step on his shoe. Shitbagged
Stare too long. Shitbagged etc
by Smokeypokey404 February 01, 2022
An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.
“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”
“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”
“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”
“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”
“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”
by Lil hed February 25, 2025