Shitastrophe

A catastrophe involving feces.

When I changed my baby's diaper he had diarrhea. I had to deal with a full blown shitastrophe.

by Karl Williams. September 16, 2013

shitastrophe

when someone shits in a public bathroom with the intent to hit everything but the toilet

I went to go pee in Denny's and walked into a shitastrophe.

by Jessendarippers June 1, 2016

Shitster

1) A person that stirs shit up just for fun. A serious shit stirrer.

2) A hipster/shyster.

Val: "Anna said you called me a bitch?"
Frank: "Don't listen to her, she's a shitster".

by ombud_oop November 23, 2018

Shitastrophe

When someone is not clean during anal sex

It was her first time having anal sex. Omg it was a shitastrophe

by Black Butter January 26, 2019

Shitastrophe

An avoidable unpleasant event that becomes a catastrophe then escalates into a shit show.

When left with no choice but to turn the presentation over to his incompetent colleague, James worried that the annual business meeting would turn from a necessary but boring report out to a shitastrophe, and he was correct.

by SMBR June 29, 2019

Shatcaster

A man who casts shit all over his room and home

Jeez he’s such a shatcaster look at this mess

by PilotBus May 8, 2019

Shitcastrophe

When something has gone wrong, and it’s like a shitshow but worse. Worse than the proverbial fan being hit by shit. But not worse than a catastrophe.

Jane: Bob! What happened at the clinic?
Bob: They confused my chart with another Bob, apparently who had Covid, and before I could talk got kicked out and sent to the ER, where I had to prove my identity and explain I was at the clinic because it burned when I pee.

Jane: Damn.. that’s a Shitcastrophe.

by panic.dump November 28, 2020