poop your shirt

1. To bullshit, especially when one does not know anything about what one is speaking about.

2. To make a "brain fart," as it were; i.e. forgetting momentarily that Abe Lincoln was assassinated and thinking he died of a bone disease.

1. "Did you know that 83% of Americans can't find the U.S. on a world map?"
"Dude, you're totally poopin' your shirt!"

2. "He's not from England, he's from Britain!"
"You always poop your shirt like that, asshole!"

by Amelia Martin September 12, 2007

the urban dictionary t-shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton). The word of your choice will be printed on the front of the shirt, there is no definition printed on the back.

Person 1: Man I got the urban dictionary t-shirt for the word damn. Total ripoff. The definition of the word wasn't even on the back!
Person 2. Should've read this definition.

by Mr. Ding February 11, 2017

shirtlifter

homosexual

"He doesn`t want a girlfriend,he`s a shirtlifter"

by wizard January 25, 2003

Sharita

One who is wise, a perfectionist, appreciates stability, and finds responsibility. Always learning from experience, walking away with the lesson, seldom to repeat it. Likes time alone and exploring the spirituality of life. Excellent worth ethic, and the applied efforts grow into a fruitful harvest over time that will be remembered for all eternity. Needs to remember, however, to play a little more and lighten-up the sense of humor. The derivative of "little Shara" in Spanish.

If you want someone to get the job done well, hire a Sharita.

by Magick Star February 4, 2010

shirt mullet

noun. 1. Shirt tucked in the front, untucked in the back. 2. Any person wearing a shirt mullet. 3. Any individual who tries too hard but clearly fails.

Look at the shirt mullet that guy is sporting. Check out shirt mullet over there with his jeans tight rolled.

by Ankur Shah and Tony Prosdocimo September 27, 2006

Dirt Shirt Friday

On Fridays you wear a shirt which you bought at a thrift store like Value Village and wear it every Friday without washing it until it is unwearable in which case you buy another.

Justin: That shirt looks terrible it must be Dirt Shirt Friday.

Nick: Nah man his family is just poor.

by Werdoop March 30, 2009

Shirin

A shirin is always supposed to be happy. If she is sad, then someone have really hurt her. Shirin usally have dark Brown eyes, she is skinny and have long dark hair. If you met a shirin you should take good care of her! Shirin is rare. She is usally funny and she is always a real friend if you are a real friend to her. she can have some attitude but only if she is mad. Shirin likes to have fun and a shirin is always the happy one! If you ever met a shirin you should take good care if her because she is rare.

Man: she is so pretty can you see her?
Other man: yes, go and talk to her! She looks like shirin.

by ANormalBoy1 December 11, 2016