guilt shower

(n) When someone is so ashamed of somthing they did (usually the night before) that their guilt feels like physical dirtiness, leading them to take a long, thorough shower. Generally follows a walk of shame or one night stand.

Girl:I had to take 45min guilt shower after hooking up with that guy from the bar ):

or

Text to friend:Cheated on my gf last night but my water is broken, can I come over for a guilt shower?

by UDallday August 22, 2009

Alabama Shower

1: While pounding a slam piece with dip in mouth, preferably copenhagen, you take your cup of dip spit and dump it all over her when shes least expecting it..... mid pump.

1: DUUUUUUUUDEEE did you hear what happened?

No what?
Brendan gave that sorostitute an Alabama Shower.

I hope he was chewin' copenhagen

by Breaux Highschool1 October 24, 2010

gay shower

when a gay orgy sprays cum everywhere

Wow! thats such a nice gay shower.

by cjsojdskosfn February 10, 2017

Ez Showerin'

When you wash your hair by kneeling your head in the shower,but keep your clothes on for ez access, because showers suck ball and it's way quicker.

My hair was nasty, so I put some shampoo in my hair and did some ez showerin', and within a minute my hair was great!

by The Thot Who Got Shot January 7, 2018

sun shower

When light rain falls and the sun is still shining.

Legend has it that whenever there is a sun shower "the devil is beating his wife" (domestic violence!).

by talk2me-JCH2 June 3, 2022

six pack shower

the act of stepping into a hot shower with an ice cold six pack of beer and only exiting after all the beer has been consumed, usually after a prolonged period of being shower-free.

after spending 2 weeks in the wilderness with nothing but water to drink and baby wipes to clean with, that six pack shower really hit the spot.

by 080080 April 4, 2011

shallow as a shower

adjective; describing one who is so skin-deep that he or she does the following:

1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade

These pricks are so shallow as a shower, I doubt they know what the concept of a human being is

by dick-shunary January 28, 2012