Shitted

Basically Shit, but EDP language.

I almost shitted myself at school, god damn.

by maaaaaads July 28, 2020

tit-shited

When a man and a woman screw and the man is too tired to go to the shitter and shits on her tits.

DOOOD!,Kevin tit-shited on Casey!

by Cunt-bag July 19, 2007

shitted on your own doorstep

its basically means..you got caught cheating and was foolish to do it so near your locality of where you live..

"i shitted on your own doorstep"-i was in my local bar and who walks in only my nextdoor neighbour nosiest and boring cow in town,who eyes nearly popped out ..caught red-handed smooching another

by freespirit1986 March 4, 2009

shined my ass

To beat someone ass. Typically a parent "teaching" their child manners.

"I smarted off and my dad shined my ass."

by unclvito November 30, 2017

Bull Shitted

The past tense of Bull Shit.

I completely bull shitted last night's homework.

by IDon'tLookABitLikeJesus December 3, 2009

Shoe-Shined

When she cleans your cock right up, making it look like spongebob’s squeaky clean boots.

She cleaned my cock right up, shoe-shined it.

by The cock cleaner March 25, 2020

Spit shined

The shiny and wet appearance of a male's penis when it's heavily covered in saliva;
Shiny appearance including mild or heavy foam/(little bubbles) ; froth, on male genitalia as a result of being in someone's mouth;
Excessively / sparkling clean.

"So what did you guys do last night?"
"We just watched a movie and smoked some bud and then she spit shined my dick. The usual."
"I see."

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 17, 2022