shingletown

A small nothern California town where the trees grow tall and the pot plants grow endlessly it's town where the lovely people look like they've been bathing in dirt for a few days and the perverts can run free! It's any normal teenagers worst nightmare to move to for you might never see civilization again, if you like to do absolutely nothing but eat dirt and cut a few trees. OR if you like meth and weed or maybe you fancy women with more body hair than you. Shingletown is the place for you!!

Welcome to shingletown! All are welcome to this shithole except African Americans enjoy your stay

by fig neuton January 21, 2014

shingle road

A term used by people in New Zealand to describe a non-asphalt road used surfaced with crushed stone and considered a secondary road. Paul, Orangeville Ontario

Once you leave the main road it continues for several kilometres on a shingle road.

by PKinCanada December 30, 2017

Buffer Singles

1 or more single dollar bills placed between dollar bills of a larger denomination (like 20's, 50's, or Benjamins). Used to hide the larger bills, in order to fool people into thinking you have less money than you actually have.

Guy 1: I was opening my wallet today to get out my train ticket, when a hobo walked around begging for money.

Guy 2: Oh, man. He didn't get a 20 out of you, did he?

Guy 1: Nah, thankfully he only saw my buffer singles. All he got was 1 dollar.

by tpaz198 September 12, 2011

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

educated singles

A single, that has at least a masters degree. Https://educatedsingles.com is the global club for educated singles. They require a masters degree as well as minimum from their members

Do you want to meet educated singles or a long term relationship?

by The educated singles club August 2, 2020

shit shingle

Having anal sex with an unclean ass.
Upon completion, one finds a turd atop his penis. This act is directly responsible for the "Dirty Sanchez".

"Man, that fat bitch I was fuckin got me all shit shingled."

by Sskid January 17, 2005

shit shingled

When fucking an unclean asshole, it is very possible to remove your dick, covered with your partners shit. This problem is best solved by wiping your partner's face with said shit covered member. Resulting in a dirty sanchez.

That fat bitch shit shingled me last night!

by Iva-Bigun September 5, 2005