shisty

Cheap, sneaky

Roberto is one shisty mutha fucka, not comping me at the club when I've known him like forever.

by sugabeet March 31, 2004

shitsterbate

to masturbate on the toilet while taking a shit

there are some good porn mags in the bathroom I couldn't resist getting my shitsterbate on just now.

by james___ March 20, 2008

ShitStang

A Car a chea broke jewish person in eastchester drives that looks worse that the shit that comes out of anyones ass

Damn is that Ken in that Shitstang

by Big AL pimpin May 2, 2007

Shitstabber

Gay Sex.
When a male inserts penis up the others bum.

I Love A Good Shitstab.
Or
I Heard He Was A Shitstabber!
"No Way!"

by MOLLii3 X August 26, 2007

Shitsta

The most recent (retail release in January of 2007) operating system produced by a large, well known and incompetent software company - also known as Microshite. Prone to the usual stupidities and incompetencies that this company are renowned for churning out. As the food is to 'MacDonalds' they represent the same for software - lowest common denominator, also known as Garbageware or nuffware.

An unfortunate who uses MS product (or is forced to, due to the platform used in the workplace): "....just loaded the latest version of Microshites OS, and it's really giving me the Shitsta!"

"...man this Shitsta is real 'dogware', just keeps crashing and screwing up my data, who's the 'Nuffer' that made this crap anyway!...."

"..so, BG gives the Shitsta to the world, as his departing gift upon leaving Microshite..."

by Dr Yort June 12, 2008

shisturbate

To masturbate while taking a massive shit.

Last night, I became aroused while taking a shit, but since I was so pressed for time, I decided to shisturbate.

by THE SHLEEPER August 7, 2009

Sheist Meister

A devilishly fiendish individual who exhibits sketchy, suspicious, shady or otherwise wack characteristics.

Damn girl, I can't believe he nabbed your last slice before bouncing, what a Sheist Meister.

by I-C January 16, 2007