shelfie

A selfie while you're on the toilet taking a shit. Shit + Selfie = Shelfie.

"I'm shexting you right now, next I'm gonna post a shelfie to Instagram!"

by poopedmypants April 19, 2014

Shelfie

A bad selfie picture that needs to be shelfed and should not be available for viewing by anyone.

Wife, you shouldn't post that selfie on Facebook because it's a SHELFIE and should be placed on the shelf in back of the closet, with the lights off!

by gamefacedude May 6, 2014

shatfield

shatfield is right by ma ends in hollybush, where all the skag heads go fo a fix, proper naaasty der,

skag eds r frm shatfield

by anon April 22, 2004

Shelfie

When a fat person takes a selfie from the shoulders up.

This shelfie is not allowing me to see the rest of the people behind her

by mccrazytm August 29, 2014

Shelfie

A selfie taken in a bomb shelter. Currently trending in Israel.

Turn out all the lights!

But first, let me take a Shelfie!

by SnowShadows July 24, 2014

Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie with others around, but forcing them out of the selfie in a selfish way.

Today Jim was taking a shelfie as he forced Taylor out of the picture for it to only be him inside the shelfie.

by Shellfie June 2, 2014

sheffield ski pole

Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.

Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!

Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!

Thats harsh

by The Smiling Sam November 3, 2013