When a couple consumates their marriage in some cultures, they display the "bloody sheets" to prove the girl's virginity prior to the marriage. Often girl's bring pig blood to the honeymoon bed if she's not a virgin or is afraid she won't bleed because she has torn her hymen through other means.
Sometimes used to indicate a girl was a virgin before having sex.
Sometimes used to indicate a girl was a virgin before having sex.
She proudly hung the bloody sheets outside the hotel window for her family and friends to see after she made love to her new husband for the first time.
Yeah, we finally hooked up last night and wound up with bloody sheets.
Yeah, we finally hooked up last night and wound up with bloody sheets.
by BRD October 24, 2004
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Ethan was shocked and appauled to find Kasi, his ex-lover, in some muddy sheets, right after Kevin ran out of his room yelling "BAAAAGHGGHHHHHHAHAWH"
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Get the spin the sheets mug.A sheetload is what you refer to when you've had a bowel movement in bed, probably while you're asleep. Eventually you wake up and soon realize something’s wrong considering the mess and smell. If you aren't sleeping alone, your bedmate will abruptly bring it to your attention. There is no denying what happened. If you don't have a mattress pad, you now have a nasty stain on the mattress. If you sleep bare-assed, the mess is even worse. Sometimes occurs when you're in bed and go to cut a fart that turns out to be a wet one.
Burritos and beer. That's all it took. My girlfriend got home late and climbed into bed and immediately alerted me about the sheetload I'd dumped without even knowing it. What a fucking mess!
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Get the sheeet mug.A wardrobe malfunction where a person,unknowingly,has a fabric softener dryer sheet peeking out their pants leg.
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Get the dryer sheet hitchhiker mug.Dude did you see the sheet draggers on that chick? They have to be like double E titties.
Fucking a dude!
Fucking a dude!
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