Sheathed Shandy

A handjob received while wearing a condom

Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.

by Yuri Gode March 28, 2017

dryer sheet hitchhiker

A wardrobe malfunction where a person,unknowingly,has a fabric softener dryer sheet peeking out their pants leg.

Did you notice that sexy secretary's dryer sheet hitchhiker?

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

sheeit

See: shit

That's the sheeit!

by hfs May 16, 2003

Sheet Draggers

Titties so big they drag on the sheets when a woman crawls across the bed.

Dude did you see the sheet draggers on that chick? They have to be like double E titties.
Fucking a dude!

by AssHoleJarHead August 28, 2010

Skeet Sheet

The comforter placed on the bed at a third rate motel. Such comforters are notoriously known for being covered in bodily fluids from many persons.

When I got to the cheap motel, the first thing I did was to remove the skeet sheet from the top of the bed while wearing gloves.

by Bionic Vodoo Power December 19, 2008

rexo sheet

Common during the mid-90s, "rexo sheet" was used to refer to some type of assignment sheets in elementary and middle school, usually ones that were copied and distributed to the class to be completed.

"The rexo sheets are due by Friday, class," said the teacher.

by H_usps August 3, 2007

Hooker Sheets

The QUILTED POLYESTER BEDSPREAD at low budget hotels that may or may not ever get cleaned.
The bed cover between the sheets that you sleep in and the going on's in a hotel room. Most people do not remove this cover before sex or until it is time to sleep.
Usually having a floral pattern or repetitive pattern on them.

Oh no, this hotel has hooker sheets.

by ripplewalk October 26, 2011