Sheesh Kebab

Sheesh Kebab is a versatile word that can be used as an exclamation and even a verb.
It’s main use is replacing profanity. For when you’re around the little ones. Or even I’m public
Eg.

1. “What the fuck” will change to “What the Sheesh kebab”
2. “Fuck” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
3. “Shit” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
4. “Dick” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
5. “You bastard” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
6. “You asshole” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
Etc.

As an exclamation it can be used to express anger or victory.

It can also be used in an everyday sentence, to express any type of emotion. Such as confusion, excitement, just feeling good or amazing, suspiciousness etc.

Eg1.

Boy eating his poo*
Parents walk in*
Parents: WHAT THE SHEESH KEBAB ARE YOU DOING???

Eg2.
Gets a 3 pointer*
Basketball player: SHEESH KEBAB!!!!!
Dabs*

Eg3.

Bill: How are ya mate?
Frank: SHEESH KEBAB!

by Smarterthananass January 6, 2019

Lasagna Sheets

A very skinny white females vagina after it has been eaten out by a male over double her size whom had food in his mouth while eating her out. In some cases the food gets left in the vagina to then be eaten again later.

Babe, I feel like lasagna sheets tonight

by Kanyenorthhh May 28, 2020

holy sheesh

When you're in a family friendly setting and want to say holy shit and sheesh at the same time.

Person A: Look at this!
Person B: HOLY SHEESH

by gaycha more like gay October 4, 2021

Meat sheets

The beefiest of pussy lips. Looking like some thinly sliced steak. See also skirt steak

Fucking Mary and I were getting hot, went to go down on her and she had some meat sheets.

by Doc Starr November 28, 2021

Shivering Sheesh

Put yourself in peak climax and beyond. If you’re getting that “Shivering Sheesh” she’s going make your soul leave your body post nut. When she just doesn’t stop and your body is in a constant shiver, you have no choice but to let out a SHEESH, hence, the “Shivering Sheesh.”

The amount of talent that bitch has with her mouth will give anyone a Shivering Sheesh.

by TeamCletus. November 23, 2022

Hit the sheets

Going to sleep.
Fall in to bed and instantly fall asleep

"Alright boy's I'm gonna hit the sheet's"
"Alright boy's I'm bouta hit the sheet's"
Going to sleep really fast when you hit the sheets/bed

by IDontPot October 16, 2019

Ayo Sus Bussin Sheesh

When something is lit to the cheekiest degree.

Paul: Do you like Candy?

Carol: Yes

Paul: Can Deez nuts fit in your mouth!?

Jake: Haha, That was a pretty Ayo Sus Bussin Sheesh moment!

by Sussy penile fracture July 21, 2021