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Shlaff

The bit of skin between your eyebrows.
"Haha! You have a hairy shlaff!!!"

"Show us your shlaff!"

"Get ya shlaff out!"
by Dayjw December 16, 2008
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Sheffort

A shortening of Shit effort - Sheffort
Mate you just pulled such a sheffort!
by Polly Pocket 1000 May 25, 2011
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Shaffat

Shaffat is a very kind and lovable guy tho sometimes he's a pain in the ass. He's caring and comfortable around people he knows. He has a bad luck in dating, sadly and got dumped multiple times :(
"Omg is that shaffat, the dumbass?"
by UrDumbGf June 30, 2021
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dirty sheffy

When during sex with an angry woman you get her to stick her finger in your boney ass and get her to sing david bowie songs to you while you masterbate
I'm gonna get that moody bitch to give me a dirty sheffy
by Carl Pritchard June 12, 2023
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Sheffield Wednesday

..... Wendy / Wednesday Bastards / Pigs / Scum (whichever takes your fancy at the time). A poor football team and the laughing stock of Sheffield; spending the last 9 years in the shadow of Sheffield United. Pigs play at a large but crumby ground on the outskirts of Sheffield city centre (Hillsborough).

Pigs, in any response to someone who makes fun of their "MASSIVE" club, will try to come back with information about the glory days of wendy. Constantly rewinding to the 90's, when their club reached 3rd in the first tier of English football. What they won't tell you, is that they were relegated in 2000, and that they have never finished above United in the league since then. If you ever have the misfortune to visit the Pigs’ ground on a match day, you'll find it’s half empty. This is the result of most people avoiding the embarrassment of being seen there.

In the season just gone (08/09), pigs managed to pull the double over United. Apparently, this maintains their status as a “MASSIVE” club. Even though they failed to reach the championship play-offs (finishing 12th), which united did (finishing 3rd), pigs still maintain their deluded mind-set that they are “Yorkshires best club”, a title which in actual fact, is currently held by hull (sheffield united being 2nd).

Here’s how to distinguish a wednesday bastard from a united fan. You may see a mentally impaired person, wearing a pigs shirt, lingering outside a farm. This is a prime example of a wendy fan. Just open the gate and let them scurry on back in there. Alternatively, you might see a person looking at the league table and smiling. This would be a united fan, who is clearly enjoying the fact that pigs still can’t compete to the same level as united. Generally, Scum can be spotted in a museum (squeezing every last drop out of their long since gone success), in small numbers at Hillsborough or in a barn yard. Blades can be spotted at beautiful downtown bramall lane enjoying life as fans of the bigger club in Sheffield, and looking FORWARD to the likelihood of promotion.
Blade 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Blade 2: Go on then
Blade 1: Sheffield Wednesday!!
All The Blades: Wheyyyyy Lets all laugh at Wednesday!!

Pig: our club is MASSIVE and will always be better than united
Blade: …name me one season in the last 9 years when you finished above us in the table
Pig: errrm urrrm…
Blade: Jog on you deluded little pig; we're all blades aren't we?
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Shaffner

That shaffner really knows what he is talking about.
by Katiemichellelove March 24, 2008
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sheffield wednesday band

Bunch of sad acts who expect people should offer their rickets to the band for nothing, just so the band can help make them boring bastard wedmesday fans sing a little!
Fucking hell, what are those sad bastards doing now, don't they realise the blades are kicking their arses 3 nil?
by crazy joe August 10, 2004
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