Shatner Pants

An acknowledgement of whoever or whatever shat in her pants.

INXS: "Shatner Pants, Shatner Pants! Every Single One Of Us Shatner Pants!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 31, 2023

Shatner Shift

An involuntary gesture characterized mainly by a shoulder twitch and outstretched palms of the hand. Always accompanied with a Shatner pause. The gesture received its namesake from William Shatner's portrayal of Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek, who incorporated this into the character.

Can also be applied in real world situations to bring emphasis to an upcoming statement.

Proctologist: Ok get ready, you may feel some pressure.

Patient: Please doctor, I'm *Shatner shift* accustomed to being under pressure

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 22, 2019

Shatner's chest

Describes a situation that is glistening, tan, muscular, not particularly hairy, or heaving.

"Shatner's chest it's hot outside."

by ElectronicLola September 26, 2021

Shatner Shot

Mixing Valium with a shot of alcohol for the express purpose of helping you pass out when you have to travel by airplane and are afraid of flying.

"I hate flying, but I need to take a New York to L.A. flight."
"No problem, man. Just take a Shatner Shot before you board. You'll sleep through the whole thing."

by Joel Kazoo January 5, 2014

The Shatner

A sex act where the male defecates on the womans chest, then proceeds to jack off furiously at the sordid display while making a classic William Shatner expression and finishing the act by giving her a Pearl Necklace.

Oh fuck dude, last night was crazy! This dirty bitch asked begged me to give her The Shatner. How could I resist!

by clamshanker March 19, 2023

Full Shatner

When you're dancing totally normal, and you hear a song that gets your mojo movin'...so you bust some sick, over-exaggerated dance moves (example: flailing arms, throwing yourself around the room, etc)

"Holy fuck, did you see Joey on the dance floor last night at that bat mitzvah? He went Full Shatner! I've never seen him cut rug like that. Bitch can bust a move."

by V. von D. October 14, 2014

Shatner

To have a public meltdown via social media, specifically twitter.

Holy shit! Donald trump just Shatnered...again.

by CatShatner April 6, 2017