sharksided

Much like being “blindsided", but much more cruel and intense... similar to a shark attack... this being a verbal attack. The attack is cruel and mean spirited it is looking for blood!! Way beyond snarky......

She was sharksided when he told her secret on facebook.

He sharksided his girlfriend ridiculing her meal in front of his friends.

by Buoybear January 20, 2011

Sharkesiha

A girl who hits people with her fist repeatedly. Stay away from a Sharkesiha it might bite. If you are a Sharkesiha you will be strongly disliked from others.

Girl 1: "Sharkesiha No!"
Girl 2: "Sharkesiha don't hit her"
Girl 3: "Don't kick her Sharkesiha"

by It's me123 June 10, 2014

San Jose Sharks

Decent hockey team that has about a 1 to 100 shot ratio for scoring as they have no coordination and believe in quantity of shots over quality.

Hockey fan: San Jose Sharks can't shoot worth a damn!

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

Sharkasm

1. harsh or bitter derision or irony that you only see the fin of, the real danger lies beneath.
2. a sharply ironical taunt with many rows of teeth; sneering or cutting remark that bits you in the leg.

"Mr. Thompson is a great teacher...for young coeds"

Now that was Sharkasm

by TheKevinTaylor December 19, 2008

midget sharks

A shark ridden by randy midgets with the sole purpose of jumping Yan's bones.

Not to be confused with Oompa-Loompa husbands.

"Shit! The midget sharks are attacking Florida's shores! That Russian guy must be here!"

by S. December 6, 2004

sharqusha

A skanky black hoe that will never get anywhere in life because she smells like a bag of dicks and will die alone because her cutch is musty AS FUCK.

Sharqusha is dissapointment.

by AZUMY March 5, 2018

sharks

everyones' new favorite way of expressing any emotion, by simply making a ><^>, it can mean sad, angry, depressed, happy, anything.

friend: you just missed the new south park
ry: SHARKS ><^>
><^> ><^>
><^>
ry: oh well it will be on for another 5 days in a row.

by ryryyrryyryr November 10, 2005