A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark. This type of LAURANT is always the funny guy at parties. Wonder why he went in the pool at a party for over 2 hours with some fish called Elise? Wonder no more, we've found out that he's actually a Shark, and this brings us to the conclusion that he belongs in a pool. For those who just aren't quite familiar with his delivery, just leave this page because you just won't get it.
Glow in the dark, Laurent Shark!
Look at the shark ! its glowing in the dark!
Whats that thing glowing in the bottom of my pool? Oh, its Laurent Shark!
Did you hear about the new shark in town? His names Laurent, and he even glows!
Dude I talked to Laurent today and his delivery was over the limit!
Glow in the dark, Laurent Shark!
Look at the shark ! its glowing in the dark!
Whats that thing glowing in the bottom of my pool? Oh, its Laurent Shark!
Did you hear about the new shark in town? His names Laurent, and he even glows!
Dude I talked to Laurent today and his delivery was over the limit!
by Madame Renaud December 1, 2019
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Get the Shark boi mug.The situation when a Mud Shark Momma iniates a confrontation/fight with an offending person, other female, or ignorant child which whom has made fun of, discriminated against, or physically abused the Oreo child/mud baby of the Mud Shark Momma.
Christine: Your kid just called my baby girl a halfrican, I'm gonna mud shark attack your ass and whip all around this project jungle gym
Kelli: Oh well, my daughter just tells it like it is. Better take your mud shark trash ass back to the crib and collect your government check and food stamps.
Kelli: Oh well, my daughter just tells it like it is. Better take your mud shark trash ass back to the crib and collect your government check and food stamps.
by pureplaya99 January 1, 2012
Get the Mud Shark Attack mug.The beginning of the end. Something is said to have "jumped the shark" when it has reached its peak and begun a downhill slide to mediocrity or oblivion. It's said to have been coined by Jon Hein, who has a web site, jumptheshark.com, and now a book detailing examples, especially as applied to TV shows. It supposedly refers to an episode of the TV show "Happy Days" in which Fonzie jumps over a shark on water skis, which Hein believes was the point at which the series had lost its touch and was beginning to grasp at straws.
by John Slowata October 24, 2005
Get the jump-the-shark mug.the most bushiest movie of all time. sharks that growl like tigers, strange random people with horns (or a huge pimple), random church scenes, people driving ski-doo's into sharks mouths, most one line cheesy lines of all time, words that don't match the actors mouths, pictures that crop your finger from the shot automatically, telling people not to do sexy things 5000 feet in the ocean, boats with infinite full throttle, the most epic use of the word shit, fake stock footage, random sex scenes (fishing for marlin????), subs with Nintendo controllers and can launch torpedoes somehow that magically detach from the ship.
actual quote in shark attack 3:
girl-im exhausted
guy- yea me too but you know i'm really wired. whatdoya say i take you home and eat your pussy?
cut to sex shower scene...
girl-im exhausted
guy- yea me too but you know i'm really wired. whatdoya say i take you home and eat your pussy?
cut to sex shower scene...
by datdick October 8, 2011
Get the shark attack 3 mug.an extremely rare and majestic mythological creature which is the offspring of the unholy union of a shark and a unicorn. such a mating will only result in conception when the act occurs under a rare double rainbow. sharkicorns resemble great white sharks, but their skin is metallic silver and a glorious golden horn sprouts from the forehead. many sharkicorns opt to sport a tattoo of the letters BGS, bitches get stitches. sharkicorns are far more intelligent than sharks and more magical than unicorns. the sharkicorn communicates telepathically, and are believed to be masters of mind control. it is a well known fact that sharkicorns fart glitter, and the fart of a sharkicorn is the most potent aphrodisiac in the world. basically, sharkicorn trumps everything. the sharkicorn was first spotted in martha's vineyard in the summer of 1983, but had not been seen since until the summer of 2011 when a glorious sharkicorn appeared to the three musketeers of crazy and sent them on their most important mission ever: to educate the world about the majestic, glorious SHARKICORN!
*interesting trivia* the original lyrics to the hit '80s song were, in fact, NOT ""chake khan, chaka khan, lemme love you chaka khan", but rather "sharkicorn, sharkicorn, lemme love you sharkicorn".
also a term used in roller derby to describe scoring 35 points in a single jam.
*interesting trivia* the original lyrics to the hit '80s song were, in fact, NOT ""chake khan, chaka khan, lemme love you chaka khan", but rather "sharkicorn, sharkicorn, lemme love you sharkicorn".
also a term used in roller derby to describe scoring 35 points in a single jam.
that guy is so repellent he'd have to find a sharkicorn to fart on him to get laid.
derby - player 1: princess pisspot scored a unicorn in our last
bout!
player 2: 25 points isn't a big deal. dippin' dot
scored a sharkicorn!
derby - player 1: princess pisspot scored a unicorn in our last
bout!
player 2: 25 points isn't a big deal. dippin' dot
scored a sharkicorn!
by poisonH8FL August 18, 2011
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