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Banter Sharks

Banter Sharks are the metaphorical term for the increasing banter in somebody or a group. Banter is characterised into a physical form of a shark where the Banter Sharks are out to get you.
James: "Elliot, shut the fuck up."
Aaron: "I'm afraid he's completely lost, the Banter Sharks have got to him..."
by #trio November 28, 2013
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Shardae

An unique human being and loves hard. Very beautiful and outgoing
My cousin is beautiful like an shardae
Get you an shardae
by Shadaee December 22, 2016
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Shard Card

When you are on the recieving end of a correctional facility, patiently waiting for a shard card to arrive caked in methamphetamine
Damn Cody, I cant wait to get completely noli'd off this shard card. Reco-jedor
by WhouDeeny September 24, 2018
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Sleep Debt Loan Sharks

The forces that usually plague a person after he or she acquires a considerable sleep debt by sleeping very little (or not at all) for extended periods of time.

Sleep debt loan sharks may use schemes such as spontaneous microsleep, low cognitive capabilities, and (if the sleep debt is extraordinarily high) auditory and visual hallucinations, in order to make a person pay off his or her sleep debt.

As with regular loan sharks, sleep debt loan sharks can be staved off temporarily. In this case, it is through the use of psychostimulants, such as caffeine, amphetamines, ecstasy, cocaine, etc.
Edwin: Hey man, how 'bout you n' me go clubbin' tonight?

Godfrey: Nah man, them sleep debt loan sharks be keepin' me down. Gotta get me some sleep n' sh*t befo' I get real f*cked up.

Edwin: Yo man, two words: Coffee, biotch!
by Double A Tron April 3, 2011
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Sharese

Sharese is a kind, creative, and talented soul you’ll only meet once in the galaxy. She always seems to find the positive side of life, but this is annoying to some around her. Shareses can be over trusting which leads to her being used, but Sharese is not naive. She is the bridge to all relationships around her. When she’s finds good people she introduces them to her other friends around her causing a chain reaction of bonds. Sharese strives for excellence and is one of the smartest people around. Most of all Sharese loves to love, but doesn’t open up to everyone at first. When you find a Sharese, treasure her. For she is one of a kind.
I wish I was as smart as Sharese.

Sharese is so different
by -Sharese October 23, 2019
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Dumping Shard

Is a naturally occuring phenomenon, that happens only once in a persons life.

It is an event of expellation of human waste equal to the force generated by 10 subsequent earthquakes.

It usually fills 5 meters of the human intestinal tract at one time.

Scientists believe its cause to be linked to the pulling of the moons gravity.
Friend 1: Hey man, just wait a second, I got to drop a dumping shard.
Friend 2: I'll prepare the ceremony outfits.
by Hell Rebs January 10, 2008
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ejacula-shard

To have such an intense orgasm, one loses all control over their bowels.

To ejaculate and shard at the same time.
Dude, last night I was beating off so hard I ejacula-sharded! Afterward, I had to throw my pants in the trash.
by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011
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