Sharkey

This man is a paragon of indomitable manliness. Just the sound of his name is enough to impregnant a woman. There are many legends of his sexual conquests, which have been documented in the famous Indian script, the Kama Sutra. Some say he even invented sexual intercourse. His badass exploits have been featured in movies and books such as, The Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, The Bible, Rambo, and many more. His addiction to cocaine in the the 80s was even featured in the film about his Miami Vice days, Scarface. He didn't die at the end though, the world would simply implode from the lack of his existence. He is the Alpha and the Omega, the begining and the end. Some would even compare him to Jesus, but Jesus has mercy, this man does not.

Ever read the Bible? yeah that's about Sharkey

by Thaoriginaljew June 7, 2011

Shariece

1 : powerful, elusive, uncontrollably sexy; (see also): GODDESS

2 : soft-spoken and gives very little away—but trusting her feels natural; big heart.

3 : can seduce an entire room with a look and leaves a trail of lovelorn men in her wake.

Person A: "You know that girl you hope is lying next to you when you wake up in the morning, every morning?"

Person B: "Absolutely."

Person A: "THAT'S a Shariece."

by EnsorcelledInOH December 15, 2011

shartmare

1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.

2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream

"Jack went up to ask Susan to the prom, and accidentally shit his pants. What a shartmare!"

by Paddow101 September 12, 2016

Sharlyn

Sharlyn is a shy but a very oveable person. She has a heart of gold and is very honest. You should treat Sharlyn with care and loyalty and never break her trust, she is not worth losing. Sharlyn loves dogs and coffee. She is extremely pretty and very smart. If you find a Sharlyn you have to cherish her, she is worth every ounce of love and dedication. She deserves the world.

I wish I had a Sharlyn in my life bro

by Urfather1 May 22, 2020

Sharanimal

A smallish dark haired animal that is a cross-breed between a raccoon and a chinchilla. This versatile animal can be quite wiley and sometimes can be seen performing Ninja moves that resemble Chris Farley from Beverly Hills Ninja. This animal has a screachy voice that is often compared to the mythical Banshees.

The term can also refer to someone that can spontaneously change from being a nice to a crazed lunatic. Often comparisons are made to Stewie Griffin from Family Guy in the episode where Stewey goes crazy for Pancakes (that people mistakenly believes is Crack Cocaine).

"Man, that girl just went sharanimal for no reason!"

"Dude, my gf went sharanimal when she saw me talking to those chicks over there. I got scratches all over my body and she tried to ninja kick me!"

"Remember that episode of Stewie hooked on pancakes? She was just like him, all Sharanimal!"

by The Questionerrrrrr August 12, 2009

Sharknado

the highest quality movie ever produced and should have won a golden globe.

guy-have you watched sharknado
girl-yes that must have been so expensive to make

by kjapa May 29, 2019

The Shart Rule

This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.

“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”

“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”

by Bowel movements of America July 13, 2021