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sextorney

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpson in Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.
"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."
-Homer Simpson
by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004
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sextension visa

Visa extension to facilitate ongoing doing of the nasty (aka having hot steamy sex).
I can't believe you're leaving tomorrow, we need to get a sextension visa for you so we can do it like rabbits.
by JohnConnor227 June 29, 2009
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Sexonds

When after finishing the first round of sex and you want to ask for the second round. Sexonds? yes please!
A husband leans over to his wife and asks for Sexonds, please?
by Hollister25 November 25, 2010
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sexond

a sexond is the unit of seconds while having sex.
He lasted only 30 sexonds!
by abbalee August 25, 2005
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sexionaire

Someone that gets paid in sex.
Shane Steele is a sexionaire.
by tuyet1996 May 3, 2014
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Sexyong

Also Known as Fur(fag/sex) They/Them BLM ACAB Trans Queer Non Confirming Dump Trump Biden2020 TransRights LGBTQ+ Supporter and Activist Submissive Femboy Furry Vegan Antifa Super Soldier Pansexual Transhumanist Feminist White Silence is Violence Anarcho-Communist Anti Racist Pigs Eat The Rich Fight the patriarchy Furry Lover/Fursuiter Ant-white America
Sexyong nigger
Person1: Hey that furfag is a total effeminate gayass
Person2: He wants to get dominated by Jerry and Psychopath :xdddd:

That faggot is a such a fucking furry
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gif sexting

Gif sexting is where you are sexting with someone, but using a gif instead of words.
" Omg Becky look at this gif Jack just sent me! He's totally gif sexting."
by Pandalove1015 September 19, 2017
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